Okay, time for a break from all that serious stuff.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
Q: How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Judges do not change the light bulb. They just say who is responsible for the darkness.
Q: How many arbitrators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Same as judges, but you can’t appeal the decision.
Q: How many mediators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Mediators do not change light bulbs, they empower the bulb to change itself.
(This joke was originally posted on May 2, 2010, by Debra Synovec on her blog http://www.RealDivorceMediation.com )
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